🧨 Prop chaos: Glitches, rug pulls, and the end of a unicorn.

📢 The prop firm circus hit full speed this week:

Platforms crashing, fake firms mocking, and one A-book shop nuking itself into history.
If you’re here for edge, drama, and best eval deals — you’re in the right place.

Let’s go 👇👇

🔥 The Opening Print

Sometimes the account burns… but the dream lives on.

📈 What Hit The Desk

Three words: Glitches, bankruptcies, and trolls.

🔻 TopstepX Went Down — Refunds Issued, But Was It Enough?
One week after forcing all traders onto TopstepX, the platform froze. Max losses hit.
To their credit, Topstep wiped the red… and left the green.
But still, you mandate the switch, then melt down?
Traders aren’t thrilled.

🎭 Rug Pull Funding – Troll Level: MAX
A parody prop firm promising zero payouts, max losses, and “impossible rules”… hits a little too close to home.

🦄 Funded Unicorn Implodes
Another A-book dream dies. The German firm went all-in mirroring traders 1:1 — and got crushed. Game over.

🖼 From the Charts

Bitcoin broke out like it found the spare key.
Resistance? Obliterated. Bulls? Back in the driver’s seat.

🤑 Spend It

Edge pays the bills. But once in a while… it buys the jet.

🛥️ Ritz-Carlton Luminara Yacht
226 suites. Private terraces. Five restaurants. Seven bars. One wine vault.
Built for whales — but perfect for funded traders who just cleared their payout.
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✈️ Private Jet One‑Way Flights via Vaunt
When Friday gave back half your week’s gains… but you still want to fly private. Snag last-minute one-way flights for less — and keep the trader lifestyle alive.
👉 Scope the routes and save face (and cash)

🏎 Aston Martin Valkyrie
When you absolutely need to catch the open… even if it’s in Monaco. 1,160 hp. Built for F1 tracks, reborn for billionaires. No cup holders. No excuses.
👉 See the beast

🧠 Legends Speak

“If you personalize losses, you can’t trade.”

– Bruce Kovner

📂 Desk Favorites

One tab to rule them all. Best tools, biggest deals, all signal, no filler — just what’s worth your click this week.

🦎 Market Chameleon – Intraday Edge, Old Skool Site
Looks like it’s from 1998. That’s how you know it works.
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🎯 Funding Ticks: FT35 = 35% Off
All evaluations. Works with NinjaTrader, Tradovate, and TradingView.
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No mercy out there. Hold edge. Hunt setups. Get paid.

– The PTW Desk

🕵️ Got eyes on something shady? Firm launch, sketchy rules, wild deals, or pure meme gold?
Reply and drop the goods — this desk stays ready.