🧠 One More Lot, One More Meme, One More Payout Delay

📬 Welcome to the inbox that gets it.

Not run by suits. Not written for tourists.

Just raw prop intel: 💸 deals, drama, and slippage so dumb it’s poetic.

Here’s what hit the desk this week 👇

🔥 The Opening Print

When “just one more lot” feels like risk management.

📈 What Hit The Desk

This Week in Prop Land:

🔁 Apex Again? – Payout hoops are back. New forms, same circus.

🛑 TopOne Tightens the Screws – Kicking profitable traders for “consistency”? Oof.

📉 TopStep’s Leaderboard: Quiet at the Top – No 7-figure earners yet. Discipline? New rules?

 

🖼 From the Charts

🛢️ Crude Oil: Volatility called. It’s bringing friends.

Iran, Israel, inventories — strap in, this isn’t over.

🤑 Spend It

Because compounding is great… but have you tried blowing it all in style?

🏁 McLaren Hypercar Experience – Two years of arrive-and-drive racing with your own pit crew. It’s giving “funded and feral.”
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🤖 Your Own Humanoid Robot – $134K to never carry your trading laptop again. Because walking is for drawdown.
Meet H1

🌊 Underwater Hotel, Anyone? – €175K a night to sleep in a submarine with soundproof suites, a private chef, and champagne at crush depth.
Book a night (or three)

🧠 Legends Speak

“The goal of a successful trader is to make the best trades. Money is secondary.”

– Alexander Elder

📂 Desk Favorites

The stuff we actually saved this week — not just opened and forgot about.

🔥 MyFundedFutures 50% Off – Futures traders, your turn. First challenge half price. Grab it here

💥 APEX 80% Off – Best value per R multiple on the street right now. All challenges discounted. [Grab it here]

🧪 Market Milk – Super visual FX strength/weakness dashboard with volatility overlays. Sneaky good for trend bias. → marketmilk.babypips.com

We’re done here. You? You’ve got ticks to catch and traps to dodge.

The PTR Desk

🧩 P.S. Riddle Me This…

I follow every trader.
I grow when you hesitate,
Shrink when you commit,
And vanish the moment you stick to the plan.
What am I?

(Reply with your guess — first correct answer gets a shoutout next week)

👋 Got a meme, chart, or confession to submit? Hit reply — we might feature it next week.