NFP Survivors Roll Call: Who’s Still Funded?

If your weekend includes replay mode and risk review…

…you’re in the right inbox. 

Let’s get into what really hit the desk this week.

🔥 The Opening Print

When your funded account is cruising… then CPI hits.

📈 What Hit The Desk

This Week in Prop Land:

🇧🇷 10,000 Traders Analyzed - Only 1 in 5 traders pass prop firm challenges—yet Colombia, the U.S., and Brazil are flooding the leaderboards.

🔥TopStep Wants to Keep You Live - They rolled out new bonuses for live traders.

🚨 APEX Tension - Traders still salty over the “no more challenges” policy. The email that launched 1,000 rants.

 

🖼 From the Charts

Nasdaq - Monday AM

Who sniped that liquidity grab? Straight up since. Clean. Sharp. Savage. 😎

🤑 Spend It

Cos you’re not doing this for fun.

🏎 2024 Audi RS6 GT Edition – $237K. For traders who treat traffic laws like soft stops.
New Omega James Bond Seamaster – Because even 007 checks the time before the open.
🖥 LG Drops the First-Ever Thunderbolt 5 5K2K Monitor – Ultra-wide, ultra-fast, ultra-overkill (in the best way).

🧠 Legends Speak

“Losers average losers”
– Paul Tudor Jones

📂 Desk Favorites

The links we actually saved — not just opened, skimmed, and forgot.

🎥 YouTube: JadeCap’s back—rocking Burberry in a Caribbean villa, dropping gems on how he smashed payout records. Trader wisdom, ocean views, yes please. Watch here.

💥 FMTO Deal: $10K challenge still going for $89 (was $155). No-brainer for challenge junkies.

 TradeThePool Drop: Just launched a fresh swing trading option—stock traders, this one’s yours.

That’s the wrap. Stay sharp, stay funded… and maybe don’t size up before NFP this time.

-The PTR Desk

🧩 P.S. Riddle Me This…

I don’t show up on TradingView, I’m invisible on charts, but I decide when you win or lose. What am I?

(Reply with your guess — first correct answer gets a shoutout next week)

👋 Got a meme, chart, or confession to submit? Hit reply — we might feature it next week.